41-2 Colts. The only Bear’s only score will be an odd interception with a fumbled return a shade before halftime. Things are going to go so bad that Lovie Smith’s halftime adjustments will include putting Kyle Orton in to provide a spark. Unfortunately, the game will be nothing compared to the post game aftermath, where we will learn in the press conference that the McCaskey’s have been at it again and not only did they give a 10-year contract extension to Rex Grossman, but they’ve decided to let Lovie become Dallas’s new head coach, thereby ensuring that the bears will have another two decades of mediocrity.
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